The Biggleswade Chronicle reports that Bedfordshire County Council, or rather their agents (presumably men in dark glasses and a local goverment pension scheme) are investigating the idea of spending £450,000 on developing Sandy Library. It probably won’t happen anyway, but hopefully, they’ll move Bedfordshire’s cataloguing division to the new site.
I urge you to look at the picture accompanying the article. I’m sure that beardy man doesn’t work in Sandy. It doesn’t look like Sandy library. Heavens, it even looks like a manual issue system which they don’t use anymore. Cripes, &c.
Although the picture is a stock one representing a vague subject, a practice even the BBC uses, do take note of the headline, which has been carefully thought out, and represents a fantastic addition to the corpus of library humour:
Hopes for new library volume
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, &c.