In lieu of my traditional post of Christmas cracker jokes* I bring a lazy but excellent list of Christmas readings:
- Scaryduck finally does Condensed History : The Birth of Jesus :
the timeless tale of the birth of Our Lord and Saviour, translated into the language of today’s easily bored youth, who are demanding a crate of White Lightning for Christmas or “I’ll cut you wiv ma flicky innit?”
M. O’Nazareth: Guess what? I met TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD an’ he sez I’m gonnur hav a puppy called JEBUS an’ we’ve gotta get married an’ everything an’ save TEH WORLD from EVIL an’ an’ an’ we’ll all liv happy evar after WIV A PONY!!!
J. Carpenter: Wait… WHAT?
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: What she said, bud. Soz. Orders from above
J. Carpenter: Oh, COCK
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: Degree of difficulty — in BETHLEHEM
J. Carpenter: What? That dump? FAILAnd so on.
- Jesus is born according to the excellent Brick Testament, the Bible in Lego. The frame dealing with the Slaughter of the Innocents is an amazing feat of Lego building.
- Not Christmassy as such but still relevant is the full version of Viz’s Supergod, mentioned before on these pages and now available in what the site owner admits
may well be a shameful breach of Viz copyright
.
Merry Christmas!
* See also Cow Christmas cracker jokes