Some new people down our street have decided to brighten up the neighbourhood with some delightful wind chimes. I don’t know how to handle this. I want to use excessive force or just sneak round there and tape them up. I probably should just pop round and have a friendly word. However, I know that I will do nothing but dream of the day that they really invent Silent Dodgy Chimes. These are wind chimes with sensors in them so each chime actively avoids collision, thereby appearing to dance manically.
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