“Setting off fireworks after 11pm could lead to six months in jail or a £5,000 fine under new government plans” reports the BBC. This is a fantastic development, even if the sentences are a little lenient. Certain special days, such as New Year, will have extensions until 2am, which I suppose is reasonable, just so long as they cut down with a vengeance on the tossers who think the whole of November is fair game, especially the ones like the couple at number 18 who try to rival the official display in duration, volume, and spectacle. Just go and watch the official one you twats!
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