"Cleric defends Da Vinci Code book"

To add to the fun, the BBC reports that a Catholic bishop has suggested that Da Vinci code need not be banned after all, although “I don’t know if people are capable of distinguishing the elements of fiction from those of reality”. I notice the archbishop of Canterbury is keeping his cards close his chest on this one. What’s the sly old dog keeping quiet for I wonder? Maybe he’s too busy orchestrating the recent conspiracy to silence the Pope by keeping him in hospital. Or something.