The BBC reports that Bin Laden has a $25m bounty on his head. As I noted in the comments to a story concerning Saddam Hussein, I must express concern about the amount of coconut needed for such a confection, and the fact that it must melt in the heat of Pakistan. Presumably that is why he has taken to living in caves.
While I’m getting this out of my system, I read that Heinz buys HP sauce in £470m deal. Really, it only costs 94p a bottle at Tesco’s, although admittedly a squeezy bottle does cost about double that! It’s evil stuff, anyway, so 94p is 94p too much. I’d much rather have a bounty (34p or $25 depending on where you shop).
Weird. 470,000,000 quid divided by 94p is *exactly* five hundred million bottles of ketchup. That seems like too much of a coincidence to me…
Oh my God.